There was this 1 lonely boring night,
so I thought I would ask you to join me now and see what a spicy, frightful, nerve-wracking, thankfully brief adventure this boring night transformed into!
So, are you game for a very unique adventure?
I will guarantee that you will NEVER have this type of adventure after reviewing my post, ever again!
Good, so you will join me?
Ready?
Lets GO!
This evening may have started out boring and lonely but it developed into the very opposite!
It all started with my beyond stupid crazy idea.
I dared myself to do something "out there" (Double meaning, you will soon see.)
Also, not only "cray," (crazy) and "out there" but I s'pose not totally legal either, but nothing that would affect anyone else, or harm anyone.
Just really very embarrassing for me and me alone.
I was to go downstairs to the backyard between the two bldgs.
So, what's the big deal?
Well, how shall I refer to my stupid idea I had, that should NOT have been carried out?
I got it!
I was to wear the same suit that I was born in.
Yes, you are spot on!
I was not the "brightest" bulb in the package that night, to say the least.
However, there was just 1 unexpected tiny glitch during my very stupid stunt.
You guessed it!!
The neighbors came home unexpectedly and instead of just going right inside like they normally do, they were outside and just hung out a while instead. So here I was totally stark, uh
"Open & Free" ( yeah, you're correct, NOT exactly free)
...in the backyard not being able to make it back to my front door without being spotted. They were all over the place between our buildings, but not in the back, yet, where I was, so at least I was safe so far, as long as they didnt come "back." That way, at least, I would be ok without being seen.
Ok, so far so good, but I didn't really get
"so far"
OR
"so good" either,
because just as I was starting to feel better that they weren't coming to the backyard, someone DID see me!!
Of all people to spot me, it, sure enough, was a teenager that had hopped the back wall and saw me!
Standing right in front of each other, I did NOT know WTF to do!
OH SHIT!!!
Lets recall, I was horrified? or maybe terrified?
Not sure of the stronger word here, but whichever it is, I will use it!
How could my already BAD luck get any worse?
WAIT!
I better NOT ask that, for fear of it actually getting worse.
So scratch that question right out!
Truthfully, in hindsight, my luck could have been much worse.
like he could have...
said something to them
called the pigs
yelled out in shock, etc.
so my luck wasn't all THAT bad I guess.
Anyway, getting back to it, I was so scared when I saw him,
I just froze!!!
Much to my relief, and surprise, he was alone with no GF and he didn't freak out like I did. He must have kept quiet about me being in the backyard, because the neighbors never came back to see me.
Whew!! (so far)
THANK GOD, ALMIGHTY!
The fucking cops must have known about as much as the neighbors did or I would have met them on this unique adventurous night.
Thank God for his help?!
Not really sure if that's a question or what.
I was very surprised by the fact that no one had been in the back of the house for a while but it appeared as though I finally got my chance to go back inside my house.
They must have gone inside because I finally heard quiet ( if that's even possible) and saw darkness (ditto).
Nows my chance!
My ONLY chance!
Better get while the getting is good, or perfect!
So since the coast was clear I started home,
BUT WAIT!!
HOLD ON!
There was a truck in the parking lot that looked like it had someone in it.
I wasn't sure, but at this point, I just had to get TF (the fuck) inside NOW!.
Seen or UNseen....
Well, it looks like I am back inside my "safety zone," so I can finally utter a sigh of relief.
So here it goes....
WHEW!!!!
Why do people consider the human body such a TABOO or FORBIDDEN sight, that NO one is allowed to "see?"
Just a question for the ages.....since I doubt anyone will ever have an answer that makes sense!!
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