Today is Gift day? The theme is Kindness.
Ok, now I got it. You want to be kind to me for this week and since it's my birthday on Thursday, you want to get me a gift.
Ok, no problem.
But you don't know what to get me?
Well, since you don't know me well, I should probably give you some ideas then.
Hmm, this is a tough one.
I don't really need anything in particular, but, hey, if you really want to get me something special that I will really love and cherish forever, you can give me......
......the extra special gift of TIME!
That's right!
Since I NEVER have any real friends that spend this with me at all, Time.......like spending the day with me would put me on cloud 9.
Don't get me a new Ferrari, (well if you really want to?)
or a diamond ring that can get lost or damaged. Just spend your time with me. It will be way better than how I normally spend it.
My love language is Quality Time with special people so gifts are NOT my cup of tea.
We can go do anything!
I am always open for suggestions!
Just the fact that you will be spending, NOT $$$$, but something far more valuable!
TIME!!!
We could ....
Go out and grab a drink and shoot the shit,
OR
sit down to dinner and speak in relaxed tones to get to know each other better.
Don't want to go out and be around a lot of people?
Ok, I understand, me neither.
We can go out hiking to the top of the mountain
OR
swimming in a private little pool where we can actually go skinny dipping. Don't worry I have seen it all before, you don't have anything that I havent seen on anyone else. Because I don't wear swimsuits anymore.
Don't worry, you will LOVE IT!
OR
camping just the two of us, next to a small campfire looking up at the stars contemplating the meaning of life.
Ok, I see now, you just want to stay in?
Oh, NO prob!
All right, just be careful what you ask for, because if we stay in,
I am always nude, but never naked!
So if you just want to hang out nude with me and get to know each other better, I can order a pizza and beer and chat between us.
NO SEX!!
I have to be very clear, nude DOES NOT EQUAL sex.
So not to worry, it will be purely platonic.
So I hope that gives you some good ideas for my 51st (UGH!) birthday. Getting so old!
Remember its Thursday so don't be late, cuz it wouldn't be great!
I know, corny!
Thanks in advance for all the time I will be getting!
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